Place your princess (or prince) under a sleeping spell
Combine magic wards, traps, and pitfalls in a narrow hallway
Agitate your dragon (or dragon substitute). Add minions and henchmen to your preference.
Wait one week for your hero to arrive, or up to two weeks for slow moving heroes
Combine hero with traps, dragon, and minions until hero is puffed and lightly browned
Monologue for 7 minutes, up to 10 for a crispy hero
Leave to cool